For the 22 years of my life I feel like I have built up a big collections of things girls have to go through in every day life. So I have wrote a list of 22 things that I have come across in my lifetime;
1. Buying the perfect lip colour which matches your hair and skin tone and smiling in the mirror only to notice that the colour makes your teeth look hideously yellow.
2. Putting on foundation which is completely the wrong colour, not realising and walking around looking like an orange all day only to notice the mistake when you catch yourself in the mirror whilst out.
3. Using a concealer for those 'morning after' under eye circles only to put a tonne on and find it isn't concealing anything.
4. Rubbing in hand cream and needing a wee straight after so have to go, thus washing off the hand cream in the sink after.
5. Having a cold and to make yourself look better putting on a bit of makeup. Ten minutes later and you find this exercise was completely pointless as all of your makeup is now on the tissues in the bin.
6. Of course when you paint your nails you are really pleased with how they have come out only to look at them the next day and see a huge chip.
7. Wanting perfectly white teeth but at the same time craving a cup of tea.
8. Thinking, 'I will straighten my hair tonight so I don't have to do it tomorrow morning,' and waking up with the biggest kink in your hair only to redo the straightening process.
9. Realising you haven't plucked your eyebrows in a long time.
10. Then plucking your eyebrows a little too much. We've all done it.
11. Putting on a black bra then deciding you want to wear a white top. Cue the awkward bra change.
12. Wearing a white top with a white bra underneath then realising the bras shows through therefore having to change the white bra for a nude coloured one.
13. Realising your underwear is showing through your leggings.
14. Having a massive underwear line when wearing tight trousers or a bodycon dress.
15. Looking at yourself in a shops changing room mirror and hating how the lighting makes you look.
16. Whilst in the changing room worrying that mid change (when in your underwear) someone is going to peek in to check it's not a free room.
17. Trying a dress on for a night out and wishing you had a pair of heels with you to see if it would look any good.
18. Having dry lips and no lip balm in your bag so constantly licking your lips all day only to make them worse.
19. Being out all day only to be asked to go to the pub for a few drinks and realising how much makeup has slid off your face. Then the frantic search for makeup items in your bag begins to try and make yourself look semi decent.
20. Wearing a skirt on a windy day and having to hold it down when walking outside.
21. Taking nail varnish off, staring at your yellow stained nails, making a promise to yourself you will give them a rest from nail varnish, realising you are going out the next night and painting your nails again.
22. Getting into bed and snuggling down only to realise you haven't taken your makeup off.
Although all these things on the list seem like complaints, I quite enjoy all of them. It makes life interesting.
I hope you enjoyed the read and if you are a girl you can relate to some of these things so I don't feel like I am completely insane. If you are a guy, you might have learnt something about girls today.
Feel free to share any things which you have encountered through the years, I'd love to hear them.
Betsie
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